- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

antijoke is the best website.

Jerry.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Fiats

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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