- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

You smell like shit

knock, knock. come in.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

1 + 1 = 3

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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