Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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hey

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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knock, knock. come in.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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