How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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poop is very very yummy.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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