- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's an Anti Joke?

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

whats black? a black man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

I'm gay. No homo.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

John Stamos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Women's rights.

hipsters

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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