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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Knock Knock Not Yet

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

How did th-A fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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