What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's up brah brah

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

You are Nerochan right?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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