What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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