- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

:O + :P = 69

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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