As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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KKK

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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