Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Your mom.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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