why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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