Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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