- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Comedy.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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