When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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