- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What's 9+10? 19

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

why do you care?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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