So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Penal Dysfunction

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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