what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Mike tyson

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Doorbell salesman.

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