- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

YES! EXACTLY!

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

my friend is gay hes gay

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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