What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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