Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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