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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Dogs in my home.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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