- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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