Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Ju... Just why?

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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poo is yummy

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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