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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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