- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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