- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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