What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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knock, knock come in

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this is not a joke

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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