- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's the difference between a duck?

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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