"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Is this where I type the joke?

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's 9+10? 19

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why do you care?

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Anti Joke

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