- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Hi my name is Jim

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Is this where I type the joke?

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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