- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What is long and black The unemployment line

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Knock, Knock. Come In.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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