A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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hey guys what's up?

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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