What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock knock come in

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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