why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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