- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's the difference between a duck?

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Comedy.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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