Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

you and your family will die tonight

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Rebecca Black

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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