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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Mitt Romney.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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