Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Penis

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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