ginger

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Drunk irish man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Dogs

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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