A black man in a country bar.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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bitches be crafty.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Your time.

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drake

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Male penises.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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