Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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