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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Wombat monkey juice.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.