- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hi my name is Jim

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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