What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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