Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Thanks

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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