How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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