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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What's up brah brah

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

You are Nerochan right?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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