- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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