- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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