- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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