What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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This is an anti-joke.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Girls

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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The Pope

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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