An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Woman's rights

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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