Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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I am on a escalator.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Hearpin my durp

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A women president

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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