Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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