How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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1+1 =? Too

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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I lost my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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