Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Women's rights

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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