What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

An atheist walks into a church

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Lil' Wayne

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Women's Rights.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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