Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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We are lawyers

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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