- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Spell: “This word”

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

wanna here an anti joke scroll down

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??