Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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