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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

whats black? a black man

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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