Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Racial Equality.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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lol

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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