Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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agp

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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9/11

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Barack Obama.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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