knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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