One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

my shift key is broken1

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

once upon a time there was a boy

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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