- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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