How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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