why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Ms. Smoot's class

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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