- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Womens rights.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Knock Knock! Come in!

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Yes.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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