What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Spell: “This word”

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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