Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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