Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

That's not what she said.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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