If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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